The Jennings 3 - all the detail you never wanted
The Jennings 3, as you might well know, consists of Lisa, Buster and Me (Paul). Below is some detail on each of us should you have:
a) forgotten
b) never known
c) never really cared until now but you are planning a holiday to NZ and fancy some free board so figured you had better do some swatting
d) all the above
Lisa
Born in 1973 in (de)Preston Lisa has a long running history of mental illness and obesity. She now spends most of her days believing she is a mole and will only eat food with a spoon fashioned from masking tape.
Buster
The boy. Born on the 20 March 2005 (yes, that's correct - the last day of the zodiac making him, erm, mental by what we have experienced so far). He loves his bike, olives, lollipops of the frozen variety and slapping Drum Head's (aka Steve) balding pate. He thinks sleep is for losers and generally enjoys causing as much havoc, and making as much noise, as humanly possible.
Paul
Generally grumpy but mostly harmless. Pulls a mean skid.
Bones
Bones is the latest addition to the family. He is a 'Spoodle' (yeah yeah, I know!) which makes him half Spaniel half Poodle. He is pretty cool to have around - he loves rumbling with Buster, going out for runs with me on the bike, running round in ever decreasing circles and licking. He is no trouble to take care of and doesn't shed any fur (which fits in with our minimalist house chores ethic). All in a very good dog. Woof.