Last weekend we (The Jennings 4 and the Fladgate's) left work early on Friday, packed up the car and boat, headed over to Haveloc and set off into the Marlborough Sounds, and more specifically a private island we had rented out called Pohuenui.
Haveloc is about 1hr from Nelson and has a really nice port/lunch ramp. There isn't a whole lot else there but its a gateway to the Sounds so gets a lot of holiday makers and locals passing through. Once we had got the boat launched we had the task of navigating our way through the maze like Sounds - and in typical Jennings fashion we had no map, no GPS, no idea really where we were going. Even our ever present saviors, the Fladgates (Campbell, Craig and families) weren't on hand to help as they had headed out earlier in the day. Anyway - how hard could it be? We found our way out of Haveloc OK and actually got 70% of the way there no problem - then the light began to fade, the water started to rough up, Buster got cold and we realised that we were actually in quite a lot of trouble. Just as the cold reality of the situation began to set in a boat came razzing out of the gloom but stopped about 200 meters away. I figured it was a fishing boat so continued to travel to our doom at full throttle in the hope that Jennings luck would prevail. The fishing boat then came after us and, when finally we paid it some real attention it turned out to be C&C coming to find us. I was so relieved its not true. Lisa nearly cried with joy. Anyway - with their GPS showing us the way we were soon mooring at Pohuenui island (in pitch black!) and getting ready for a fun weekend with no more getting lost! (And Mum - before you have a fit and write me the stock 'oh Paul' e-mail don't worry - a GPS is now top of our shopping list).
I wont go into too much detail on the Pohuenui - best just to check out their website (click here)
So - first impressions were 'idyllic'. They had Lamas, Ostriches, sheep, ducks, horses - which the kids loved. A stream ran past our house into the sea, we were surrounded by either crystal clear waters or green untouched mountains and the owner said we could use his Quad motorbikes whenever we wanted to burn around the island - music to my ears.
The first night C&C and I went off on the afore mentioned quads with their dogs running behind us to see if we could catch us a pig. The short version is that we didn't. We did however spend 5 hrs (got back about 2am) razzing around the countryside on the quads, climbing hills and watching loads of shooting stars whilst their dogs chased something round in circles.  For C&C this left unfinished piggy business but for now bed was a nice place to be.
We all got up early and headed out on the boats to the edge of the open water (you could see the North Island just across the channel) for some fishing. To be honest it was pretty easy - we caught loads of undersized blue cod (so threw them back), 4 big barracuda (no good for anything but bait but fun to reel in), and some other random fish. Nothing huge but enough for evening tea. After lunch on a little beach Craig and I went out to grab some scallops. On the way there I saw a few fins in the distance coming our way. We thought they were dolphins (boring!) until we got close and saw 4 or 5 big Orcas cruising around. They were literally within touching distance and looking like they quite enjoyed the company. At that moment Campbell cruised up with the rest of the posse on his boat so we all got to hang out with the Orcas for a bit - which the kids loved. Campbell et al followed them back to right outside out house and stood on the jetty watching them chase stingrays around right under their feet before they cruised off on their way. Craig and I dredged for scallops and when we had our quota (100 - which took about 20 minutes) we cruised back to the house to get cleaned up. Dinner was nearly accounted for but with a muscle farm just around the corner Craig and I went and did a bit of poaching and grabbed a few bag fulls for our greedy bellies - I was looking forward to tea. When things finally got dished up we had also inherited some venison done in some kind of sweet Thai marinade that the island care taker had thrown our way. All in a very nice feed.
That night C&C went off again to get their pig. The story goes that they tracked one four legged oinker half way round the island (they are clever critters) before the dogs got onto it down by a beach on the far side of the island. They couldn't get own to it so returned home at 2am empty handed and a little tired.
Next day dawned a bit cloudier than the Saturday but still warm and dry - my red skin wasn't complaining. Campbell and me went out in their super boat early on the presence of seeing if we could find the pig on the beach. We cruised off (fishing rods primed) and, after sailing through a million jellyfish, couldn't find the pig so we went about grabbing a few fish. On the way back the water was like a pond so we gave their new 250bhp outboard some juice - Bluebird style. We got it up to about 60mph (which felt damn fast) before we throttled back. I think I need to work on Lisa to get our engine suped up a bit - you can never have too much power!
Once the kids were up and fed caretaker Paul took us out on some quads to show us round the island - it was pretty wild out of the bay and most of the ride we were scaling 30% slopes in one direction or another. Check out Flickr for a few pics (click here)
Once we had eaten down lunch we loaded up the boats and cruised back to Haveloc - no dramas to report I am glad to say. We got back to the port about 4pm, unloaded the kids and wives, put my boat on its trailer and the family in C&C's people carrier before heading back out to catch us a monster Snapper in the local hot spot - Kineperu  sounds. The guy on the boat next to us when we were unloading had a MONSTER Snapper that weighed close to 20lbs so we had very high hopes indeed. Especially when he told me about Spot X where the big fish hung out. Well, as night drew in we had only caught about 4 spiny dog fish - about as desirable as a pike or old welly. We called it a day after 4hrs and no Snapper in sight. Ah well, its good fun trying.
So thats that - a pretty amazing weekend that felt more like a week. It took Buster about 10 minutes before he and the other kids went ferrell - they love the freedom of flying around and seeing nature close up, and it keeps them out of our hair for a bit as well, everyones a winner. I've put some of the pics on Flick if you fancy a gander.


 


Comments

Jemma

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:02:48

Mega

 

PJ

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:36:38

We will go there if we get chance when you are over Jem - maybe camp on one of the beaches. It only takes a couple of hours to get there and get set up. Anyway - we can discuss when you get here. Kia Ora

 

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:07:35

Wow - sounds like a great weekend. In fact it sounds pretty much like an ideal weekend: boats, sea, friends, food and cool creatures.

Mine wasn't quite so exciting, but I did spend 5 hours of it playing paintball with some crazy Yanks in an abandoned jail. Good fun, and, for once, pretty painless for me - I seem to have developed a new uber-ninja-like ability to outrun/dodge pellets. Barely a bruise on me. A bit different to last time I played when I looked like I had bubonic plague the next day!

Just a few weeks now until we're in NZ... VERY EXCITED!!!

SC

P.S. You have 4 weeks to get hold of a marine GPS unit Jennings - no way I'm heading off-shore with you in a boat without a clue as to where we are! That's the opening scene of far too many Robinson Crusoe type stories!


 

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:10:52

Your comment system just stopped me posting a comment because it contained 'too many exclamation points' - what kind of grammar-nazi it this system?!

How come it let you write a story with 462 spelling mistakes, but I can't show my excitement with a few punctuation marks?

Pah!

 

Roy and Celia

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:53:37


A great story Paul, a much better read than the Sunday paper. What a fabulous place that island is, we checked it out, and the photographs are super. Glad that you are all well and having fun. XXX

 

PJ

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:28:25

I've still got that picture of your bruised ass - the one that looked like a map of Africs but in black and blue. Hahaha - oh, what fun we had. Glad you learned from the experience anyway Steve and now dodge away from the paint, not into it.

Not sure about the grammer police - are you sure you weren't trying to put a smiley face in there - I know how much you love them things 8p 8)))

Yeah - 4 weeks to go - do you want me to get you a mtb set up? I know your not here long but a couple of hours will be enough to have a rip round the local trail network without too much serious climbing, and its good fun.

Where are you stopping in Queenstown - that place looks totally booked up for Christmas - not even many tent pitches left - we might have to camp up in the woods out of town a bit, no stress either way.

 

Roy and Celia

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:13:06



just a slight correction.... re the anxious and stressful final part of your trip over in the dark........You say it's a Jennings thing.

No, it ain't, it's a 'Paul' thing. Roy was/is a Belt and Braces Man, an old Boy Scout, Be Prepared. I hope not to see Lisa's hair strewn with grey by the time we get there!

Have a nice day, XX

 

Jemma

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:15:31

We are staying at the YHA. It was just about the only thing free when we booked WEEKS AGO! Told you to get on it asap but I think you have been having too much fun out in the boat to think about that! Book whatever you can...don't bail out!!

 

PJ

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:31:52

At worst we can just camp in the woods - its the epitome of a free country. No land laws - sweet. We'll be there, worry not

 

Garry

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:14:03

Kia Ora

Sorry for keeping silent, eh?

Did anybody catch the rugby on Saturday?

Cheers
Garry

 

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:56:30

I'm touched that you've kept a picture of my backside for all these years!

Yes please - borrow me a bike (a real one that I can pedal uphill, not one of those new-fangled full suspension gates). I'm bringing some cycling shoes (SPD).

We're not in the YHA in Queenstown, it's a backpackers called the Resort Lodge (www.resortlodge.co.nz). We're there from 30th Dec - 2nd Jan.

Toodle pip!


 

Roy and Celia

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:26:33


Welcome back Garry. And yes, sadists that we are, we actually trecked down to the pub to watch it, oh! it was awful.

We've noticed that you didn't ask if we'd watched India giving the Aussies a good whipping........lovely,lovely, to see Pontings little face looking so ???!

OK, so Pietersons mob didn't do any better, but that's OK, we live with defeat so can take it on the chin. XX

 

Garry

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:51:24

Yep, lost the cricket in India. And everyone's on Punter's case, quick as a flash. That's why I'm talking rugger.

But I'll be talking crickit again soon enough though after we whup the Kiwis, starting tomorrow at the Gabba. Sounds like you're having a good time there Paul. You might want to leave the radio off for the next couple of weeks - wouldn't want to spoil the mood, eh?

 

PJ

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:49:51

Hi Garry - too little time right now to give you a full answer so I'll get back to you on all things sport. Suffice to say I have adopted NZ for rugby and England for F1. Past that I have given up caring (until we win back the Ashes then I might spark up an interest in cricket again!).

Steve - your such an idealist. My mate Mike keeps coming out on his single speed yeti - all rigid. He thinks he's keeping it real - don't make me laugh, whats 'real' about walking up hills then going down them at snails pace with your wrists and back about to blow up'. Times they are a changing, and you need every bit of help you can get to keep up at the best of times. I have a nice Santa Cruz Heckler lined up for you - don't worry, its still got loads of gears for you to worry about and a nice tall seat and long stem (yawn). Its either that or I could go and have a look for an old clunker, stick on some fat tyres and you can go all Joe Breezer on us. Its 2008 mate - get used to it and enjoy the ride - you are over 40 after all, and this aint Wales. I might even give you a go on my weapon if you ask nicely.

Skid Master P

 

Jemma

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:17:26

Our mate Stuart says he is going to watch NZ v West Indies or something on New Years day in Queenstown. I'm not particularly interested but it could be a boys thing. Unless Lisa is into cricket. Steve said it's a good match and could be quite exciting. Hmmmmm.

 

PJ

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:30:08

I'm with you Jem - I'm sure that Queenstown at NY will throw up a few more exciting possibilities, if not we can always catch up on some sleep (this is easily combined with watching NZ play cricket)

 

JP

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:40:31

Not been on here for a while Peej but I am reassured to see that your appararently fairytale like existence seems to be continuing.

Do you live in a house made out of sweets like Hansel and Gretel? When you awake in the mornings do fluffy baby bunnies gently carress your eyelids open before you are whisked away upon a magic carpet to work where they pay you in bicycle componentry to test chocolate bars and design womens underwear for a living?

You'll be telling us next that you are no longer a grumpy bugger. That I will find hard to believe.

Bah...... I'm off out in the frosty fog for a bike ride, then its some overcrowded town centre Christmas shopping in the dark later. Ace.




 

PJ

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:45:39

Ooo - I wish I was paid in bike componenets, that would be pretty cool. Unfortunatley its not all fun and games JP - there is always the 8.30-5pm work factor to consider. Having said that summer is here, the trails are dry, we have a 3 week enforced Christmas holiday coming up and a trip down to Queenstown planned so there is always a silver lining. I'd say come on over and have a look but I know you love that Chorley weather and those dark afternoons/nights more than you are letting on.

 



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